Here to bring you the scandalous lives of the upper east side of Surrey. xoxo, gossip dan.
Hello upper east’sixers. First and foremost I would like to apologize for my absence. I’m sure if you’re still following, you always had faith for my return. Life is hectic, as I’m sure most of you are aware. 

Before we get back to our regular scheduled mocking, have this picture. 

Matt can’t handle his liquor, or his pussy. Clearly. 

Until I post again…

xoxo, gossip dan
Spotted, Max attempting to prove that he is in fact a girl or he is showing off his appreciation for Silence Of The Lambs.

Regardless, he puts the lotion in the basket.
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xoxogossipdan:


Gossip Dan here: Looks like Fransassy has found himself a new jumper! I’m sure that everyone who saw him last night couldn’t believe their eyes when he walked in with this eyesore of all the holiday sweaters. If we wanted to see an atrocious jumper, we’d look back at season one of The OC; Only Seth Cohen wouldn’t make it look like a piece of shit.
What happened, Josh? Did your hair straightener break? Or did Max have you cry out “HELL YEAH!” in the back seat on the way to the gig? That’s a secret I’ll never tell..
Xoxo,
Gossip Dan


Bringing this back for the special occasion 

YOU ME AT SIX MASTER POST.

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Dearest Joshua Franceschi (bricksatmywindow)

I hope you enjoy the fact that your album has had more than two THOUSAND downloads off of mediafire. I’m trying to figure out a way to make your clothing line downloadable. Do you really think your American fans want to pay an additional 40 something dollars for shipping? Oh, sweet J! You’re so cute with your tumblr addiction.

Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean that I’ll go any easier on you. I know you know that I exist. It’s only a matter of time before you decide to be a real knob and write a blog post about slander. Just know that this all comes from the heart.

Love you,

Gossip Dan.

PS. Have you shaved? I really don’t like it when you look like a homeless and scared lemur

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callmeloki asks: Omfg this blog is so fab i'm fangirling here because you follow me!!

bricksatmywindow:

My first ever blog….

Ah, we’ve been expecting you
Oh @danmeatsix, Daniel, Danny, Dan Dan the Music Man.

You make me question you so much that it’s actually starting to hurt. I may be talking about your sexuality or your actions. I’m not quite sure yet, readers. I wish I could explain him to you but I just can’t. 

How does one begin to describe Daniel Flint…